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Pet death
My
son
had their beloved pet
cat 🐈
Rocky
eaten by
…
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random pathetic excuse
a lion 🦁
a velociraptor 🦖
a cow 🐮
a venomous snake 🐍
a crocodile 🐊
a turkey 🦃
a bull 🐮
a hippo 🦛
a tiger 🐯
a wild boar 🐗
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