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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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