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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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