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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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