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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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