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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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