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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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