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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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