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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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