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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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