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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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