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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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