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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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