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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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