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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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