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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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