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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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