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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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