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Pet death
My
son
had their beloved pet
cat 🐈
Snort
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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🦄
random pathetic excuse
a lynx 😺
a bear 🐻
a lion 🦁
a cow 🐮
a venomous snake 🐍
a pufferfish 🐡
a tiger 🐯
a hyena 🐺
a rhinoceros 🦏
a turkey 🦃
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