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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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