Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My son had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.