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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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