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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Jenkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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