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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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