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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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