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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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