Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My son had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Simba eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.