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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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