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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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