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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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