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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Toby eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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