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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Toby eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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