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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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