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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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