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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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