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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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