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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Teddy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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