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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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