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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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