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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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