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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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