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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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