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Pet death
My
son
had their beloved pet
cat 🐈
Voldemort
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a bear 🐻
a crocodile 🐊
an elephant 🐘
a wild boar 🐗
a hippo 🦛
a lion 🦁
an ostrich 🐦
a warthog 🐗
a turkey 🦃
a pufferfish 🐡
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