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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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