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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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