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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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