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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Weasley eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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