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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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