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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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