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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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