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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Dixie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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