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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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