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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Champ eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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