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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Sparky eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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