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Pet death
My
son
had their beloved pet
rabbit 🐰
Yoda
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
an ostrich 🐦
a bear 🐻
a bull 🐮
a rhinoceros 🦏
a venomous snake 🐍
a lynx 😺
a hippo 🦛
a tiger 🐯
a pufferfish 🐡
a cheetah 😺
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