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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Rufus eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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