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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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