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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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