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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Simpkins eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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