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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Maggie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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